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Soy Sautéed Zucchini and "Meat"balls

13 Sunday Oct 2013

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Salty, savory, sautéed vegetables may be my favorite thing in the whole entire world. I had rarely used soy sauce to sauté vegetables before this recipe but from now on, I am using it instead of oil. This recipe puts any spaghetti and meatball recipe to shame! Tasty zucchini “noodles” with fried black bean “meat”balls? Let’s get cookin’! So.

Ingredients:


  • 2 zucchini squash          ($1.57)
  • 1 cup pasta sauce         ($0.75)
  • 1 cup black beans         ($0.12)
  • ¼ cup vegetable oil       
  • ⅛ cup breadcrumbs 
  • 4 tbsp. soy sauce
  • 1 handful of oats
  • 2 tsp. garlic powder

Preparation:


Slice the zucchini into strips. 

Sauté the sliced zucchini in 2 tbsp. soy sauce until tender.



















Place the black beans, oats, garlic powder, and 2 tbsp. soy sauce in a bowl and smash them all together. If you like your balls with a little texture, leave some of the beans whole while still creating a mostly smooth mixture.


Roll the bean mixture into spheres. 



















Coat the balls with breadcrumbs.

Heat the oil on medium and when it is hot, fry the balls for 5 minutes, turning occasionally. For a crispier shell, fry for about 7 minutes, or until dark brown. Be careful of the small breadcrumb debris that will fall off. If this stays in the oil for too long it will burn and start smoking and the fire alarm will go off and a fire truck will come and you will have to say it was a false alarm and you will be embarrassed and dinner will be delayed and everything will be cold. 


Heat the pasta sauce. (Yes, I used the microwave out of convenience, but I would normally place it on medium-low in a small saucepan for 5 minutes.)




















Layer all of the ingredients and serve!


For an amazingly low price of $2.49, this flavor extravaganza is well worth the work! The beanballs may actually be prepared ahead of time without the breadcrumbs. Just place in the fridge for up to 2 days. I am going to try this recipe with yellow squash next time. Feel free to send in suggestions or your own additions! 

Did you know?


Going vegan or vegetarian has a plethora of health benefits. Lowering the risk of heart disease, cancer, hypertension, obesity, strokes, osteoporosis, diabetes, kidney disease, and numerous other serious illnesses, a plant based diet has been shown to be key to a long life. Fewer animals are harmed or killed in consuming only vegetables, fruits, and grains. The meat and dairy industry are the biggest drain on the environment and vegans and vegetarians greatly lower carbon emissions, thus having a minuscule carbon footprint. 

As if these benefits were not enough to make any sensible member of the human species convert to veganism or vegetarianism, Australia is now offering discounted health insurance for avoiding meat! Brian Jones, the managing director in Cheltenham of Make a Difference Insurance says, “Life insurance premiums are calculated based on several factors, including family medical history, lifestyle choices such as alcohol and nicotine intake, so surely a vegetarian or vegan diet should be considered, too.” A discount of up to 20% off premium rates is offered for participants with a qualifying dietary intake. 

sources: Ecorazzi and Herald Sun

Potatoes!

24 Tuesday Sep 2013

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Potatoes may not be the healthiest of the root vegetables, but certainly can provide a satisfying snack or side dish.

Garlic Chive Smashed Potatoes

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Buttery, garlicky, mashed potatoes!

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb. red skin potatoes                               ($2.30)
  • 1 cup vegetable broth                                ($0.70)
  • 4 tbsp. Earth Balance buttery spread       ($0.30)
  • 3 tbsp. chopped chives                             ($0.12)
  • 1 medium clove garlic                                ($0.24)

Preparation:


Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Scrub and rinse the potatoes and chop them into small pieces. Add the potatoes to the boiling water and cook for 30 minutes covered stirring occasionally. Drain the potatoes and add them back to the pot. Peel and mince the garlic and smash it with a pestle and mortar or the blade of a large cutting knife. Chop the chives into small pieces. Add the garlic, chives, vegetable broth, and buttery spread. Mix well to distribute the ingredients evenly. Serve with salt and pepper to taste! 

Earth Balance offers an amazing butter alternative. It tastes, looks, and even MELTS like butter! I cannot praise this product enough. They even come in different varieties: Original, Olive Oil, Soy Free, Omega 3, Soy Garden, and Organic Whipped! All are vegan, 0 grams trans fat, and certified non-GMO! 
The vegetable broth in the potatoes will give them a deep, rich flavor and add some creaminess to the texture. Inexpensive, easy, and delicious, these potatoes will ‘smash’ any side dish at a potluck or gathering for only $3.66! 

Baked Sweet-Potato Chips

Ingredients:

  • 2 large sweet potatoes            ($2.06)
  • 2 tsp. thyme                             ($0.08)
  • 2 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil    
  • 2 tsp. garlic salt

Preparation:


Pre-heat the oven to 400°F. Scrub and rinse the sweet potatoes and cut them into thin slices. Lay them on a baking tray wrapped in aluminum foil. Drizzle some olive oil over the slices. Sprinkle the thyme and garlic salt on top. Place the chips in the oven for 10 minutes. Take them out and flip them over, adding more garlic salt and thyme. Place in the oven for an additional 10-15 minutes or until the edges become crisp and browned. You now have a delightful snack for only $2.16! 

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Arrange the slices evenly to bake correctly

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Crispy sweet potato chips!

Did you know?

Sweet potatoes may be the most healthy variety of potato; a one cup serving contains 4 grams dietary fiber, 2 grams protein, 377% DV Vitamin A (beta-carotene), as well as Vitamin B-6, Calcium, Magnesium, tryptophan, potassium and Vitamin C! They are also rich in complex carbs.

Sweet potatoes also have a very low glycemic index, which means they do not raise blood sugar levels. This is very important for people with Diabetes or others who monitor blood sugar. Diabetics may enjoy the sweetness of a sweet potato without worrying about needing a shot!

As with most vegetables, fruits, and roots, the skin is where most of the vitamins and minerals reside. Leaving the skin on the sweet potato will ensure the most nutrition possible. Another way to absorb the most nutrients is actually adding a small amount of oil. Beta-carotene is fat soluble so when mixed with the fat from oil, the human body absorbs is very efficiently. 

Beta-carotene also combats the free radicals within the body. This not only reduces the risk of cancer, but protects the skin from aging quickly. Expensive skin care products like retinol and retinoic acid are derived from beta-carotene; sweet potatoes are a great, inexpensive way to care for the skin! 

When the body is stressed, it requires more potassium; the high potassium content in sweet potatoes will alleviate muscle tension and soreness. 


Growing sweet potatoes is easy! Requiring only 100 days without frost or snow, these crops make a great starter for a beginner garden. There are very few diseases they are susceptible to so they require very little cultivation and pesticides. Start saving on groceries by growing your own sweet potatoes! 

    Kale Chips

    17 Tuesday Sep 2013

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    “Eww…kale!” you may say. Do not be fooled by this dark green, curly, spiky leaf! Kale is delicious. Even the most veggie-hating, meat munching person loves a nice big bag of salty, fatty potato chips; well, kale is the new potato! I make my kale chips by placing one cup of sliced kale leaves in a large mixing bowl. Drizzle some extra virgin olive oil over the leaves and add some garlic salt on top. Toss the leaves to spread the oil and salt evenly. Place on a baking tray in the oven at 350° for 20 minutes. 

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    Sliced, seasoned kale ready to be baked

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    Arrange the kale evenly on the baking tray

    Seriously, these kale chips will fool you. They crisp very nicely and they taste amazingly fresh. I naturally love the taste of green veggies, but even for the picky eater, baked kale with salt and oil is an incredible treat. At Trader Joe’s, a huge bag of Organic Tuscan Kale runs about $2.28 and will yield 4 servings kale chips. I challenge you to find a bag of potato chips that will nourish you and satisfy your snack craving for only $0.57. It is pre-sliced and very convenient for kale chips. You could also buy a head of kale and slice it yourself. 

    Did you know?

    Kale is marvelous. Grouped with other green vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, and brussels sprouts, kale is jam packed with vitamins and minerals. High in beta carotene, vitamins C and K, and calcium, kale also contains 2 grams of protein and dietary fiber per 1 cup serving. The anti-cancer properties of kale are simply mind-blowing. Indole-3-carbinol encourages DNA repair in cells and blocks the growth of cancer cells. Steaming kale actually increases the bile acid binding properties that lower cholesterol and decrease the absorption of fat. Baking kale actually alters a chemical in the green that affects the thyroid; people with hyperthyroidism can eat kale chips without a worry that their condition will be affected.

    Put down the store bought, greasy, fried potato chips. Make your own delectable, healthy chip alternative with kale! 

    Veggies!

    16 Monday Sep 2013

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    To my surprise, my fabulous boyfriend made me an amazing veggie dinner! Green veggies, steamed and sautéed to perfection make up the entrée. A colorful collection of spinach and peppers comprise the perfect pre-dinner salad.

    Salad ingredients:

    • 1 handful baby spinach     ($0.12)
    • 3 tsp. strips red pepper    ($0.19)
    • 2 tsp. sliced red onion      ($0.06)
    • 2 tsp. sliced tomato         ($0.14)
    • 3 slices cucumber            ($0.15)
    • 1 tsp. balsamic vinegar   ($0.22)

    Entrée ingredients:

    • 1 cup brussels sprouts   ($1.49)
    • 1 cup broccoli                  ($0.24)
    • 1 tsp. garlic salt

    Preparation:

    Layer the salad veggies in a bowl. Drizzle some balsamic vinegar over the top and enjoy. Bring a medium saucepan halfway full with water to a simmer. Add the greens and some olive oil. Cover and simmer until the veggies are tender. For softer veggies, simmer longer. Top the greens with some garlic salt and enjoy! This super-colored, super-flavored meal will only cost $2.61, but will have your whole body quiver in delicious nutrients. 

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    Balsamic vinegar over fresh vegetables
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    Seasoned, steamed green veggies!

    Did you know?

    Balsamic vinegar has been a tradition in Italy since the Middle Ages. In Modena and Reggio Emilia, it was originally made from cooking white Trebbiano grapes down to a concentrate and left to ferment for a minimum of 12 years. The slow-aging process takes place in wooden casks to intensify the flavors. There are three classifications on balsmaic vinegar:
    • Authentic traditional artisan balsamic vinegar, the only kind that may legally be described as Aceto Balsamico Tradizionale in the EU.
    • Commercial grade balsamic vinegars produced on an industrial scale.
    • Condimento grade products, which are often a mix of the two above.
    If a balsamic has been aged 12 years, it earns a red label. For a silver label, it must age for 18 years. The highest gold label is only earned for balsamics aging for 25 years. Common woods for the aging casks include chestnut, acacia, cherry, oak, mulberry, and ash. Traditional balsamic vinegar is thick, dark brown, rich, and referred to as mosto cotto. Balsamic vinegar can be used in marinades, sauces, reductions, dips, and salad dressings. Enough about balsamic vinegar; where can you obtain this savory sauce? 

    Home to Asheville, North Carolina, the Tree and Vine is a developing olive oil and balsamic shop that is independently owned and operated. They put a location on Union Avenue in Downtown Knoxville. These two locations have a vast selection of oils and balsamics available to taste before you purchase. If you bring your used bottle, they will give you a discount for recycling. They even have a bath and body line. This amazing local shop even offers a bacon flavored olive oil for the bacon-loving Southern American. (I tried it because it is actually vegan.) Their most popular balsamic is aged 18 years Chestnut, Juniper, Hickory and Oak casks. The Italians drizzle it on fresh fruit, cheese, cured meats, and even ice cream. Indulge in the traditional Italian flavor of balsamic vinegar to spice up any salad, sauce or entrée. 

    Tofu Smoothie?

    10 Tuesday Sep 2013

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    You read that correctly. This post is about a tofu smoothie! At first, this idea of adding a coagulated, fermented, soy bean curd into a delicious, refreshing, sweet smoothie seems strange. Adding a layer of creamy thickness, the tofu in the smoothie will enhance the texture while also adding protein! 

    Ingredients:

    • 6 oz. soft/silken tofu                  ($0.99)
    • 6 oz. coconut milk                     ($0.26)
    • 1 handful of baby spinach         ($0.12)
    • 1 whole organic banana            ($0.11)
    • 5 organic strawberries              ($0.43)
    • 2 tbsp. chia seeds                     ($0.32)

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    Packed with protein and loaded with lots of vitamins, this tofu smoothie is quick and easy to make. Smoothies are a great addition to breakfast, but also taste great after dinner as a dessert. 


    Did you know?

    Chia seeds are the new thing. It seems every nutritionist or health nut is up in arms about all of the health benefits and amazing facts about this tiny little seed. They are all correct. Chia seeds are amazing. Salvia hispanica is a flowering plant in the mint family and is native to southern Mexico and Guatemala. Our word chia comes from the Nahuatl word for oily: chian. Seeds from this annual herb have been cultivated since the ancient times of Aztec civilization. The colors are muddled; some are black, others white, brown, or gray. The white seeds are more rare, only occurring once in every ten seeds. This has driven the demand for the white seeds up and they cost more than black chia seeds. Nutritionally, the seeds are the same, but our society values ridiculous rarity and aesthetics over common sense. 

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    Ancient Aztec cultivating the chia plant

    According to the USDA, nutrition facts for these power packed seeds are: one ounce (28 grams) contains 9 grams fat, 5 mg sodium, 11 grams dietary fiber, and 4 grams protein, and a long list of vitamins and minerals. Good for the heart and blood pressure, these seeds contain omega-3 long-chain fatty acids. Right about now, you are probably thinking you have heard of chia seeds before. You are correct. 
    REMEMBER THESE?!?

    Chia seeds from chia pets are indeed the same seeds that are now marketed as a super food. If only you had eaten those seeds back when you were growing Garfield, or Bart Simpson out of a clay pot with salvia hispanica.


    Vegan Alfredo

    09 Monday Sep 2013

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    Smooth, creamy and savory, this vegan Alfredo sauce will send your tastebuds into a cheesy, buttery frenzy. It is hard to believe it is vegan because it actually tastes better than many non-vegan Alfredo sauces. 

    Ingredients:

    • 1 c. coconut milk                   ($1.82)
    • ½ c. nutritional yeast             ($1.66)
    • 1 medium clove of garlic       ($0.26)
    • 1 tsp. dried basil                    ($0.05)
    • 1 tsp. sea salt
    • a dash of black pepper

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    Asparagus pairs very well with this creamy Alfredo sauce.

    Preparation:

    Peel and mince the garlic. Add all of the ingredients to a blender and blend until smooth. Heat on medium, stirring frequently until almost boiling. Continue to simmer 5 minutes or until the sauce starts to thicken. The longer the sauce boils, the thicker it will become. Pour over your favorite pasta. This quick and easy sauce costs $3.79 and will quickly become a new favorite. 

    This recipe came from The Fitchen. They specialize in healthy eating that is “sometimes raw, usually vegan, always organic.” 

    Experiment with this recipe. Serve with some freshly steamed veggies or use a different herb or spice instead of basil.

    Nutritional yeast is the secret ingredient in this recipe. While the coconut milk provides the creamy base, the nutritional yeast adds a fistful of flavor and nutrients like the B-complex vitamins. These vitamins, like Thiamine, Riboflavin, Niacin, and Pyridoxine, are hard to come by with a vegan diet. It is a magical product sent from above. This delicious seasoning can be used in sauces and as a topping for popcorn, potatoes, vegetables, rice, salads, and bread! BRAGG® Nutritional Yeast Seasoning has been around for over 100 years and can be found in most grocery and health food stores. 

    Vegan Pizza! Vezza!

    06 Friday Sep 2013

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    Seriously, is there anyone on this earth that does not enjoy a greasy, melty, savory slice of pizza? I doubt it. Satisfy your craving with a vegan take on the classic pizza. 

    Ingredients:

    • 1 ready-to-bake pizza dough                ($1.14)
    • 1 cup of flour                                           ($0.02)
    • 1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil                    ($0.02)
    • ½ of a red pepper                                   ($0.55)
    • ½ of a yellow pepper                              ($0.43)
    • ½ of a can black olives, drained            ($0.54)
    • 1 cup of mushrooms, sliced                  ($0.66)
    • 1 jar of pizza sauce                                 ($1.67)
    • 1 bag of vegan soy cheese                   ($2.89)

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    Colorful veggie toppings! Get creative with your
    favorite toppings for your vezza.

    Preparation:

    Pre-heat the oven to 450°F. Lay out some flour in a thin layer. Roll the uncooked pizza dough around in the flour to coat all of the outside surface. Flatten and spread the dough out. Coat the bottom of a baking tray with a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil. Place the dough on the tray, spreading it to all the edges. Spread the pizza sauce evenly over the dough. Sprinkle a light layer of cheese over the sauce. Add the veggie toppings evenly. Cover the veggies with the rest of the cheese. Place the vezza in the oven for at least 30 minutes. Soy cheese takes longer to melt than dairy cheese. Remove the vezza when the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted. Let cool 10 minutes before slicing and serving.  Eat up!
    Costing $7.92, this pizza will serve 4…or 2 starving, impoverished vegan college students. Eating out is the most costly manner of dining nowadays so enjoy how inexpensive it can be to make vegan alternatives to everyday omnivore food.

    Did you know?

    What could go better with vezza than an ice cold can of BEER?! Steel Reserve is a good beer for impoverished vegans because it is considered a high gravity beer. At 8.1% ABV, alcohol by volume, Steel Reserve is an inexpensive yet alcoholic beer. 
    Beer is old. Traces of pots containing ancient beer have been traced back almost 5,000 years. Theories exist that the manna from the Old Testament of the Bible was actually a bread-based beer called wusa. I hope this is true because 40 years of walking around the desert can be miserable without any manna beer. Beer became an everyday staple for people of all social statuses in northern and eastern Europe during the Middle Ages. Grapes for wine were not easily cultivated there, so beer became the dominant adult beverage. Beer was consumed instead of water for sanitary purposes. The boiling required for the brewing process decontaminated the beer, so why not drink beer instead of contaminated water?

    The Kalevala, a Finnish epic poem of collected oral traditions contains more lines about the origin of brewing beer than the origin of mankind itself. The patron goddess of brewing in ancient Sumer was called Ninkasi. In Egyptian mythology, the immense blood-lust of the fierce lioness goddess Sekhmet was only sated after she was tricked into consuming an extremely large amount of red-colored beer. She became so drunk that she gave up her hunt altogether.

    If you are over the age of 21, feel free to enjoy (responsibly) a nice glass (or gallon) of beer with your vegan pizza. You will feel at least 80% more American, but 100% better about being cruelty-free! Save Animals, Eat Vezza.

    Better Bruschetta

    31 Saturday Aug 2013

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    It is 2 PM. Your stomach rumbles, head spins, and eyelids droop. Sounds like it is time for a snack! Instead of grabbing a chemical filled energy drink or fully loaded cup of coffee, how about having a nutritious, savory slice of bruschetta. 

    Fresh bruschetta with hummus and spinach

    Ingredients:

    • 1 slice whole-grain bread             ($0.33)
    • 2 tbsp. roasted garlic hummus   ($0.35)
    • 1 handful of baby spinach            ($0.12)
    • 4 tbsp. bruschetta topping          ($0.50)

    Preparation: 

    Toast the bread until lightly brown. Spread the hummus on the bread. Top with baby spinach leaves and the bruschetta topping and devour like a wild herbivore. The bruschetta mix I used was store bought, containing tomatoes, onions, garlic and basil.

    Ready in less than 5 minutes, this $1.30 snack is karmically and nutritiously better than any dollar menu item at any fast food joint. In the afternoons, caffeine is so very seductive. It tempts not only your neurotransmitters, but also your palate. Delicious coffee is delicious!  One cup of coffee in the morning keeps your mind focused, as well as reducing the risk of heart failure and Alzheimer’s disease. In the afternoon, your body has worked off the caffeine and tells you that you probably need another boost. Fill this with vitamins and nutrients instead. Your body will thank you later. 

    Eating a vegan diet, the human body will need sustenance intermittently throughout the day due to the small amount of calories in such large amounts of food. Take a look at this chart from Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead. 
    The amount of calories it takes to fill up a human stomach with vegetables is about 400. For chicken, it is about 1,200! We can achieve that same, satisfied, full feeling on vegetables, and eat MORE! Eating small meals and snacks throughout the day is the best way to keep the body well nourished and functioning properly. This also keeps the metabolism on its toes and processing well into the later years of life.

    Did you know?

    The most commonly accepted pronunciation of bruschetta is not what you think. In Italian, the digraph is always pronounced /k/. ex.  [bru’sket:ta] 
    Brusketta. Brushetta. Bruschketta. Bruschetta. VIVA L’ITALIA! 

    Labor Day Dogs

    29 Thursday Aug 2013

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    This weekend, how about eating a traditional American hot dog? It’s not a problem, even for a vegan, when you have Smart Dogs® by Lightlife™! They are amazingly juicy, plump, and healthy alternatives to the amalgamation of meat-like substances that make up regular hot dogs.

    What a delightful looking Smart Dog!

    Ingredients:

    • 1 whole-grain hot dog bun
    • 3 slices of a Roma tomato
    • 1 handful of baby spinach
    • 2 tbsp. diced onion
    • 2 tbsp. yellow mustard
    • 1 Smart Dogs® vegan hot dog

    Preparation:

    If you have a grill, I would suggest grilling the Smart Dogs® for about 5 minutes or until warm. For a lighter and less crispy taste, bring a medium pot of water to a boil. Add the hot dogs and remove from heat. Cover and let sit for 5 minutes, then remove and place on a serving plate or paper towel to let them dry for a minute. Toast the buns on a low temperature for 2 minutes for a crunchy texture. Mustard is absolutely delicious so I smother the bun with mustard, add the veggies and hot dog, then dribble on more mustard. 

    Cost:

    • 1 whole-grain hot dog bun          ($0.54)
    • 3 slices of a Roma tomato          ($0.58)
    • 1 handful of baby spinach           ($0.12)
    • 2 tbsp. diced onion                      ($0.06)
    • 2 tbsp. yellow mustard                ($0.08)
    • 1 Smart Dogs® vegan hot dog  ($0.50)
    For a meager $1.88 you can create a vegan taste explosion that also requires a very small amount of labor for this not-so-Labor Day weekend!

    Both this post and the previous use meat alternative products. For a meat-eater transitioning slowly to a more vegan lifestyle, this is the easiest route. I would recommend any new vegan take it slowly and allow the meat substitutes to fill the desire for meat. My diet consists mostly of unprocessed foods, but occasionally, I like to indulge in fancy faux-meat like Smart Dogs®.

    The Lightlife™ website shows many recipes and varieties of “hot dogs” to enjoy. From Mediterranean flair to Sesame Apple cole-slaw, every recipe has a unique flavor. 

    I do NOT endorse getting blackout-crazy-crunk-turnt up-fall over plastered on non-vegan booze. I DO, however, present you this wonderful site: Barnivore. It will help you choose which vegan alcohol to enjoy responsibly this Labor Day Weekend. Or irresponsibly. You can go hog-wild without the hog because these vegan dranks do not contribute to animal cruelty! 

    Read more about the “meat” you are consuming and watch the video. You will never allow another hot dog to enter your body.

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    Eat up, drink up, and enjoy your weekend feeling healthy and morally responsible. And most importantly: stop wearing white after Monday. It is tacky. 

    Did you know?

    Labor Day was put in place in 1894 to placate union workers after the Pullman Strike, this holiday celebrates workers economic and social contributions to society. Nowadays, most professionals take the day off to relax, eat barbecue, drink a beer, and cherish the last few weeks of summer. The laborers continue to work and provide for their families. Funny how the holiday created for them was taken away and enjoyed by the very people who caused the numerous deaths, strikes, and sufferings for the union workers. Labor Day is also a time to take advantage of huge retail sales. Companies have extended hours and full staff available for the rush of customers; again, the laborers must work harder on their own holiday.


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    The Not-So-Sinful Veggie Bagel Burger

    22 Thursday Aug 2013

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”This tastes like I am in Grease!” 

    Even though I am a vegan, I confess: the greasy, fried, fat-saturated taste of the hamburgers I used to
    eat is still oddly desirable.  I was unable to satisfy this craving with any veggie burger until I stumbled onto this recipe. Believe me, you’ll feel like you’re sinning against the Vegan Goddess, but you’ll be eating a healthy vegan treat!

    I first discovered this recipe when I was knocking around my parents’ refrigerator and stumbled upon some sun-dried tomatoes and artichoke hearts. This was a surprise because my parents are basically carnivorous dairy guzzlers. Woe to the vegan who dines at their residence! 

I grabbed the box of veggie burgers that I had just purchased at Costco, and tossing everything haphazardly together in 5 minutes, I discovered and then devoured this delectable dinner. 

    Ingredients

    • 1 whole grain bagel, sliced
    • 1 veggie burger patty
    • 2 tbsp. hummus
    • 1 handful baby spinach
    • 4 artichoke hearts, halved
    • 6 sun-dried tomatoes

    Cooking Instructions

    bon appétit! 
    Heat enough olive oil to coat the pan on medium heat for two minutes, then fry both sides of the patty until crispy. While the burger is frying, spread hummus on both sides of the bagel. Top the hummus with spinach, artichoke hearts, and sun-dried tomatoes. Allow patty to cool for 1-2 minutes. Place patty on top of vegetable mix, then cover with the second half of the bagel. Enjoy!

    Conclusion

    Eating vegan is not some fancy, hoity-toity, Chanel-toting socialite’s way of acting like she is better than everyone else. (Except for Todd; he is better than most people.) Anyone can be vegan, including impoverished, minimum-wage earning, 20-something college students. The struggle of leading a vegan lifestyle is easier than it appears. Keep reading this blog, and for the love of animals, partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
    





    *photo by Matt Iden. Post written by +Matt Iden. Edited by +Emily Moore and Jonathan Charles.

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